PRISONER

I was dog sitting for the weekend. Naturally, the owners needed proof of life.

This AI-assisted poster turns an ordinary pet-sitting update into an absurdly dramatic hostage thriller. That’s me in the shemagh, holding the status report, with one small dog cast as the titular PRISONER. Stormy blue light, smoky gold, and an oversized movie title do their best to make “Day 2, Dog 1” feel like an international incident.

The image was part of the proof-of-life status updates I sent to the dog’s owners. A weekend favor became a miniature movie campaign. They’ll obviously think twice before asking me to pet sit again.